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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.Where do math majors party? In bar graphs.What do you need to grow your trigonometry skills? Square roots.Is it true that old mathematicians never die? Yes, they just lose some of their functions.How do mathematicians reprimand their kids? "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times!".What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.How do you make seven an even number? Remove the “s.”.Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.My perfect partner is the square root of -100 - a perfect 10, but also imaginary.Why don’t math majors throw house parties? Because it’s dangerous to drink and derive.

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river? It was three feet deep on average.

What did the witch doctor say after lifting the curse? Hexagon.

Which weighs more: 16 ounces of water or a pound of solid gold? They both weigh the same.

What do you call the number seven and the number three who got married? The odd couple.

Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

Why was the fraction fretting about marrying a decimal? Because she would have to convert.

Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say.

How are a dollar and the moon alike? They both have four quarters.

What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school? Moth-ematics.

Why do mathematicians like parks? Because of all the natural logs.

What do parabola infants drink? Quadratic formula.

What do you call the guy who spent the summer at the beach? A tan-gent.

Why can’t you trust a math teacher? They’re always calculating.

What do you call a tea kettle boiling at the top of Mount Everest? A high-pot-in-use.

Have you heard the joke about the statistician? Probably.

Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight.

What’s the best way to get a math tutor? An add.

How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out a window.

Why can’t your nose grow to be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

Who’s in charge of the school supplies? The ruler.

Why was math class so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360 degrees.

Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper? Because they’re probably plotting something.Do you know who invented algebra? An x-pert.Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his friend the dime? Because it had more cents.What do you call a group of dudes who love math? Alge-bros.Looking for more inspiration? Check out our compilations of the best jokes for kids and dad-style corny jokes guaranteed to make you smile. Just how many math jokes should you test out from our list, you might ask? Pi's the limit! Or pick your favorite math jokes and puns to use as a perfectly punny social media caption for the mathematically inclined. Use these math jokes to entertain your kids at home or in your classroom - or make them roll their eyes and groan. Whether Pi Day registers on your calendar (maybe you’re even making a special piefor the occasion?), or you just can't resist a cheesy math joke at any time of year, we've got more than 100 silly punchlines and wordplays to get you started. But it’s also a homonym that is absolutely begging to be made into math jokes and puns. Sure, pi is technically the ratio of the circumference of any circle to the diameter of that circle and it’s a mathematical constant. That's because every March 14 - 3.14, that is - is Pi Day, so named for the set of numerals that make up its date. Come spring, everyone's a joker about math.